who am i?
i'm nobody.
are you nobody too?

pinkvelourtracksuit:

survival tips

  • stay hydrated
  • stay cute
  • stay lowkey
  • stay in ur lane

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

straight porn is so boring how does anyone get off to that shit

i’m supposed to be doing homework and writing my blog but actually o don’t care about either

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

shsl—poet:

michaelclarkeduncan:

shsl—poet:

oh hey it's munday maybe I should post a selfie in my school uniform it's a lovely shade of hooker's green

do it and I’ll reply with a picture of my hooker green uniform

WA I T IS IT ACTUA L LY HOOKER'S GREEN OMG BRON TE WE ARE MATCHING CAN WE JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY

it’s true and it’s horrible but hey tit for tat chell

shsl—poet:

oh hey it's munday maybe I should post a selfie in my school uniform it's a lovely shade of hooker's green

do it and I’ll reply with a picture of my hooker green uniform

stonecoldstunning:

queer representation isnt queer representation if its some easter egg to be revealed by a creator so they could pat themselves on the back